A Gaggle of Automotive Turkeys

It’s Thanksgiving!.?. !! The biggest of American vacations is upon us, so it only appears suitable that, amongst the cranberry, packing as well as pecan pie, that we can go over the turkeys in postwar American vehicle background.

To be clear for you young people, “turkey” is a term that suggests “something that is incredibly or entirely unsuccessful, particularly a play or movie.” Possibly it is me that’s out of touch for not realizing who comprehends the vernacular, Daddy-O, however nevertheless right here’s an effort to give an unbiased review on a few.

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1958 Edsel Citation 1958 Edsel Sure, this may come off as a saying, yet the Edsel is the granddaddy of turkeys. When I was a youngster analysis short articles on the ugliest cars and trucks ever before, the Edsel always made the checklist, yet it was quite an unfair characterization to my eyes. Of course, I had not been active in 1957 when the Edsel debuted, so I never can check out the auto with modern eyes of the time. Perhaps the Edsel’s most significant stylistic wrong was its horse-collar grille (a “commode seat” to some), but the rest of it comes off as even more attractive than much of General Motors’ 1958 schedule.

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1958 Edsel Pacer The sad fact is that the Edsel was the incorrect auto at the incorrect time, with a lot of defective advertising and hubris on Ford’s component, plus a debut at the beginning of an economic downturn that hurt the medium-priced market– also the fatality of DeSoto was quickened because of the economic decline (total, market sales were down 31% from the 1957-58 model years). Thus, the Edsel is a whipping kid of types, typically for the wrong reasons, however it’s still a turkey as the effort as well as equity behind its introduction never ever translated to sales, though numerous years later Ford’s marketing hit a grand slam with the Mustang.

2002 Ford Lincoln Blackwood

2002 Lincoln Blackwood Cadillac rested on the sidelines when Lincoln presented the 1998 Navigator, an SUV that seemed to go against the brand’s image, but it was Ford Motor Company that took the danger and produced the vehicle to fantastic success. The Blackwood, another solution to the question that was never asked, was a lot less effective.

Though the 1999 Blackwood idea was a success, the 2002 Blackwood– a cross between the Ford F-150 SuperCrew and also Lincoln Navigator– was not. All were black with a substitute woodgrain freight box. Manufacturing was projected at 18,000 over a period, sales were so inadequate that Lincoln ceased the Blackwood after the 2002 model year, though a 2003 variation (leftovers?) was offered in Mexico for 3 more months until Lincoln shut the book. In overall, 3,356 were sold.

Is bringing back the Aztek really a laughing matter?|Hagerty photo

2001 Pontiac Aztek
2001 Pontiac Aztek Like the Edsel, the Aztek is another version that has actually become a whipping boy of sorts in spite of its integral goodness that radiated through for those that were taking note. Introduced as a principle auto in 1999, the Aztek was a “way of life” car that was prominent sufficient that it was green-lighted for sale for the 2001 design year. Nonetheless, because of concessions with the production automobile (specifically with the A-pillars from the Montana minivan) and Pontiac’s propensity for body cladding, the production Aztek wound up with awkward proportions and questionable designing.

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Facelifted 2004 Pontiac Aztek It was a pity, as the Aztek included fantastic energy and flexibility unrivaled in the marketplace. Marketing throughout its intro was solid many thanks to a co-branding possibility with the new” Survivor “TV program, yet the Aztek became the butt of jokes– perhaps a baboon’s, as it resembled one. For 2002, Pontiac smoothed the cladding and matched it to the body, which assisted the appearances tremendously; ditto the auto parking lights, going from brownish-yellow to clear. Nonetheless, regardless of limited tweaks that reduced the styling, the Aztek was a lost cause and was discontinued for 2006. GM anticipated as several as 75,000 Azteks per year, but production never ever went beyond 28,000 at its top (2002 ).

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1970 Plymouth Barracuda Gran Coupe 1970 Plymouth Barracuda This might come as a shock, but Plymouth’s very first full-fledged horse cars and truck for 1970, 6 years after being a Valiant version, was a loser(or a turkey, if you will). Though the Barracuda was presented numerous weeks prior to the Ford Mustang, there is a reason that this course is called” horse auto.” The 1967 redesign was as handsome as anything out there, yet its Valiant beginnings were still readily evident, with a big-block shoehorned in a way that made a 390 in the Mustang appear like a simple installation.

The Barracuda is fitted with period-correct aftermarket Crager wheels

The original 1964 Plymouth Barracuda When Plymouth abandoned the A-body platform for the brand new E-body for 1970, it was the Barracuda that Plymouth must have produced numerous years earlier. The 1967-69 Camaro’s influence appeared, however Plymouth took the template and made it its own. The E-body platform included mid-size B-body DNA, which enabled Plymouth to use any kind of engine in its roster, from the 198 Slant Six to the 426 Hemi and 440. Sounds like Plymouth did whatever right, so why the turkey tag? Because Barracuda sales never ever got to expectations– have a look at this trajectory:

1967: 62,534

1968: 45,412

1969: 31,987

1970: 48,867

1971: 16,492

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1971 Plymouth’Cuda Nineteen sixty-seven was a solid year for everybody, yet Barracuda sales faded also when contrasted to me-too feedbacks like the Pontiac Firebird. The downward trend mimicked the Mustang’s, however Ford offered virtually 10 times as lots of Mustangs. That market fad would certainly proceed into 1970 for the majority of pony cars and trucks, with the Mustang shedding over 100,000 in sales. Still, assumptions were high for the brand new Barracuda, yet it was inadequate, too late as the stylish automobile market continued to crater, with 1971 sales particularly being up to dismal levels. This would certainly be the nadir via 1974, with production never reaching 20,000. It’s worth noting the sibling Challenger version offered far better than the Barracuda, though it

as well experienced a massive loss in 1971. All horse autos struggled during this period, though it is the 1970 Barracuda that deals with turkey standing. Exist other autos that defied expectations on the market as well as were a disappointment somehow? Chrysler-Maserati TC? Jaguar XJ220? Tell us!

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